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```We discovered that your app contains hidden features. Attempting to hide features, functionality or content in your app is considered egregious behavior and can lead to removal from the Apple Developer Program.```
- Apple App Store Publishing Team

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ARE U FU KINV KIDDING ME

THAT IS THE COMPLETE REASON WHY YOU REJECTED MY APP?

THE SAME GODDAMN BUILD THAT WAS SUBMITTED ON GOOGLE PLAY FOR ANDROID GOT APPROVED IN 10 MINUTES

IS THE SAME BUILD VERSION THAT GOT REJECTED 3 DAYS AFTER REVIEW ON THE APP STORE

BECAUSE "THEY THINK" I HAVE HIDDEN FEATURES LOL WHAT ARE FU🤡🤡KING INSANE🤡 YO😂😂🤡🤡

THIS REJECTION REASON IS LIKE A SHITTY USER REVIEW

"omg baby girl this app is best" *1 star"

OR

"I have a crash pls fix its not work this app cz crashs n not fixes fck u developers fix it these prblms !!!!🍆🍆🍆👅👅👅💦💦💦💨🌬🌬🌬" *1 star*

AND GET THIS RN !!!!

RN !!!!!!

THEY EVEN *THREAT ME* TO BAN MY APPLE DEVELOPER PROGRAM ACCOUNT WHICH I. P A I D. F O R. $ 100 USD

BECAUSE MY APP HaS 'HIDDEN FEATURES'

THERE ARE NOOO9OO FI KING HIDDEN FEATURES U MTHHHFRRFKERSS I WILL CUMBLAST ALL OF UR APPLE HOLES INTO UR ASSHOLES AND GIVE BIRTH TO THE MAGGOTS🤡GROWING FROM WITHIN🤡UR FKIG ASSHOLE CZ ALL OF YALL R FKIN ASSHOLES🤡ANYWAY🤡THEN MY FKIG HOT CUM🤡WILL EXPLODE💦OUT OF YOUR🤡ASS AND U WILL BE CLOWNS FOREBER🤡I WORKED WAY TOO HARD TO DESERVE AN UNNECESSARY REJECTION THAT HAS A VAGUE REASON OF WHY IT WAS REJSCTED🤡🤡🤡

juuuuuuu

🤡hehe

Comments
  • 2
    Are they ever specific about stuff?
  • 3
    Well, when I see number of “time bombs” in Google store they SHOULD investigate more.
    If they “discovered” hidden features, then your app is probably hiding something or uses some “hack” to achieve something. Both are bad. +1 for Apple here (Even if I don’t like their products)
  • 3
    @NoToJavaScript there are no hidden features
  • 1
    @M1sf3t Nan, I’ll bet on some hacky way to achieve something.
  • 2
    Thanks for the most excellent rant, much appreciated
  • 3
    Heh, well, I guess they know more about your app than you do 😁 how about that.. 😁
  • 3
    Aah now that's a rant
  • 1
    Is this an automatic check? Maybe like code heuristics? False positives could also be the case, or maybe you're using a liberary that does something that would count as a Hidden feature? Maybe opens ports or tries to switch bluetooth/wifi without being specified in the app itself? Hmm
  • 1
    @SukMikeHok Any updates?

    Did you send them a polite email asking for more information?
  • 2
    @FelisPhasma yes and instead of telling me what the problem was they just replied with "...your app is ready to be published enjoy!!!!"
  • 1
    @SukMikeHok ah interesting!! Maybe that is evidence towards @Hazarth ‘s comment that it might have been an automatic check that flagged it the first time around 🤔
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