I can't await Laravel 6.

No, await's Javascript

@ScriptCoded And C#

LoL
you kidding me?
wait till django 3...

@amirbig xD

Who is that btw?

@ScriptCoded bigFM seems to be a german radio plattform. But I really don't know. I just picked a random GIF.

I remember using Laravel. I tried doing something a bit more complex which basically required me to rewrite most of the framework so I said 'fuck it' and completely redid everything in Java

@12bitfloat as far as I use it I cannot relate.

@12bitfloat sounds like bunch of dogshit lol

@JoshBent My problem was trying to do it efficiently which obviously is a huge mistake when working in PHP

@12bitfloat Yeah... I'd have to disagree with that.

@12bitfloat do you ever say anything else than absolute bullshit? give us an example of your made up story.

@12bitfloat I also can't relate to PHP beeing inefficient. Wich version have you used?

@JoshBent Hey, it's hard to improvise a story like that! Like the time I tried to make a little "Hello World" in PHP but it was so awful that I had to build a quantum computer in my bedroom to run it.

@Jilano lol 😅

@JoshBent Are you high or something? Initializing the entire framework including some crypto stuff, reading key files what have you for every request (REST to be specific, so a lot) isn't inefficient? Yeah I don't know if we're talking about the same language

@12bitfloat do you run your framework on a toaster? Or are you really optimizing for microseconds?

@Wombat We're talking in the range of hundreds of milliseconds, not micros. The server I was running it on wasn't the best tbh but that doesn't matter anyway beacuse I like my software to be designed well

@12bitfloat so you code on a toaster then?

@Wombat The toaster ran my Java code just fine

oh no, he doesn't realize laravel out of all web frameworks has the lowest bootup time, together with all compiled models etc. so it is still bullshit.

@12bitfloat then you probably found your solution. 😉

@JoshBent I tried the best MacDonalds had to offer and found out that fast food just isn't good food. Shocker

hey guys, I did highly inefficient use of this tool and it's bad! I took the hammer and tried to screw in a screw with the nail side, UGH HAMMERS UGH GUYS, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, HAMMERS ARE INEFFICIENT.

@Wombat I sure did. I'm happy it gave me a view into the PHP world though

@12bitfloat tough it doesn't seems to fit to your skillset.

@JoshBent I wholeheartedly agree. PHP is a hammer when what you really need is a screwdriver. One that other languages provide perfectly fine

@12bitfloat darwinism at its finest, one less guy fueling the filth of php developers that have absolutely no remote clue what the fuck they are doing, even with a framework and produce absolute horseshit that then gets constantly memed across the web, thanks for your service!

@Wombat Don't worry, it worked fine. I just didn't want to deal with bad code

@JoshBent All I said is that Java was a better fit for my specific problem because it allowed me to make a more efficient solution. You can stop being salty now

@12bitfloat and java is highly efficient right LOL?

@12bitfloat you're going onto the never read again retard list, holy shit, that dose of your comments gave me long term damage.

@JoshBent Certainly more efficient in this case

@JoshBent I'm sorry to hear that lol

@JoshBent oh damnit 😂😂😂 haha

Because for some reason my personal story is apprarently completely made up, the benchmarks from techempower (https://techempower.com/benchmarks/...) all don't have a single PHP framework in the top 10 while Java is consistently somewhere close to the top

@12bitfloat sry, I can't really see what this diagram trys to ahow. Are you willing to explain?

@Wombat Request/second with different libraries/frameworks, supporting my initial claim

@Wombat "plaintext" tab, LOOK GUYS, MY TEXT FILE UPLOADED TO SFTP LOADS INSTANTLY WOAH! lol!

@JoshBent Feel free to look at ALL of the tabs. Plaintext is the one where Java did the worst, btw 😉

@12bitfloat damn, java can't even serve plaintext right, good one

@JoshBent Good save. Java losing out to strictly compiled software. Really got me on that 😉

@12bitfloat Okay. What did you try that you had to rewrite the entire thing?

@PrivateGER I don't remember exactly as it was a few years ago. I needed to implement OAUTH2 with JWTs and some other stuff. There was a first-party-ish module for that (passport IIRC) but it didn't do exactly what I needed to I essentially had to rewrite that

I AWAIT........my birthday in 2 days 🥳🙏

@Superviral wow... I like trains.

just checked, 6.0 didn't get that much changes right? or are the release notes not yet fully pushed out.

@JoshBent I didn't checked yet.

@Wombat https://laravel.com/docs/6.0/...

@JoshBent the lazyCollections seem to be interesting.

@Wombat oh yeah, have been enjoying those with JS generators for a while now haha

@JoshBent ah yes, I was wondering where I've seen this concept before.

@JoshBent @Wombat you two.....are fucking awesome lol

@AleCx04 why? haha