Friendly reminder that most SIM cards are 60MHz Java 1.1 boxes.

Wait whaaaat? I need to throw my phone?

@FrodoSwaggins they used to tell you in the installer. fucking TRAFFIC METERS sometimes run Java.

think of it this way, though: it's an unutilized attack vector for a lot of "unrootable" devices. (Soft root is good. Soft root, on boot, every boot?)

Wow. I thought they were just glorified flash cards.

@zotigapo 😉

@TheCommoner282 IMO Java Card is more Java-y than Android Java, despite the latter having the standard library, strings etc.

@heyheni "unplanned downtime"?

"bugs" - not a java problem
"unclear code" - not a java problem

not a java problem means that bugs or unclear code is caused by the developer using java not the language itself

I am a kotlin user tho

@torbuntu well java definitely wants you to know that 3 billion devices "run" java

MINECRAFT

@Gregozor2121 Good luck with that 😂

@TheCommoner282 why not just write C at that point.

@ojrask Garbage collection?

@gronostaj Nope.

@ojrask
Maybe because old phones used java as their operating system?

I don’t understand why people hate Java😏