So some ass**** stole the battery of my scooter over night and I got too late to work and missed an important meeting. Nice. Thanks for nothing?

Yes I did. I noticed it like 30 minutes after I posted it..
Pure rage talking there 😂

@Emphiliis I like you. You get robbed and still laugh here.. That's the soul mate 😂

@Coffe2Code
Generally, I am mostly laughing about such stuff, because it's not worth to be angry and being in a bad mood.

Well, at first it was just 'damn, the scooter does not start anymore. Now I have to take the bus and I'll be late...'.

So, on the evening I took a look, I first thought battery or fuse died.
Then I opened the battery case and just saw a big empty hole.

My emotions in this situation in the correct order:
First: confusion
Second: denial
Third: laughter

Well, new battery costs about 30Eur, and I'll 'secure' the battery case using screws with different heads that you do not have a screwdriver in your average toolset. Its just security through obfuscation, but I think that's enough in real life.