Seriously these technologies are already fucking available.. ! xD

Such a sugarcoated motherfucker ! xD

Read this article for enough cringe in your life :D

Too much jpeg, should have just added the link immediately :p

@bittersweet here's a wild genZ overusing adobe experience design

@JoshBent "The company works with all three mayor cloud providers"

It's true, more is always better.

I don't think they bought enough IoT drones though to fry their peppers though. I'm also a bit concerned that their pepper-frying barbecues aren't distributed.... THEY AREN'T EVEN DISTRIBUTED! And how do you even fry a pepper without a cryptographer on board, you gotta properly handshake your peppers to make a sriracha with perfect forward security.

Still, would buy in to their ICO though, you never know.... I heard somewhere that fried peppers are a very hot thing right now.

And they have smartphone lasers!

@bittersweet you're my favorite remaining (dev)ranter haha beautiful.