I wish windows had this option.

I wish Windows being not an option.

What program/distro is that?

Meanwhile, a hundred years later... The next gen humans are met with the dialog box.

Avast had something like that.

That's avast

Yes let's postpone all the updates 100 years from now and complain about how shitty Microsoft is when you have 380 pending critical updates and Windows decided to crap out.

I get that it can be annoying, but please just update every once in while. You don't *really* need your computer to be turned on 168 hours a week. Windows updates are the least of your worries if that is actually the case.