https://devrant.com/rants/1936381/...

Another day, another comment that just wont fucking post.

On Camping:

Rain IS camping weather.
All miserable weather is camping weather.

The function of camping is to remind you how great it is that you get to go home when you're done, and sleep in a warm, dry, comfy bed and not a canvas roof that leaks in the wrong place in a poorly insulated napsack on uneven ground while sleeping with thin canvas walls, on the ground, like a living human size lump of jerky for a hungry bear to wander by and gobble up.

Also waking up in the morning after being cold and miserable is amazing, because your body forcibly readjusts it's expectation of 'comfortable' just to fall asleep, and you just want to go back to bed instead of going into the cold and being awake where you have to experience the cramp in your neck you had from trying to get to sleep in an awkward attempt to get comfortable.

And after that, you cook bacon on the fire and drink black coffee, and feel like KING of the homeless people. King for a day.

And then you go home and THANK SWEET MARY'S TITTIES you do.