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Jilano273044y@Kleine I'm afraid at looking that up... Will a three letters agency come knock on my door if I do so?
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Jilano273044y@Kleine I'll put it through my neighbour's sound system and will listen through the walls.
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And then your boss starts talking loudly over the phone. And a coworker starts whistling badly. And when the whistling stops you notice the HR girl is humming something.
Yeah no headphones is hell for me. -
@Jilano
You are hereby officially invited to the ceremonial gathering of the unnecessarily-malicious-and-thoroughly-wicked conference of real life villains, May 1st, 2020.
We also meet august 6th to the 9th in Las Vegas -
@Jilano
"Complain"
I said villains, not irl super villains/bankers.
I'm afraid our accommodations won't be fancy enough for you. Are toilets are only made of silver, not gold. -
Jilano273044y@Wisecrack And here I thought you were a man of culture. I guess mistakes were made on both sides, then.
I bid you farewell. May our path not cross another time, for you would deeply regret it. -
@Jilano
our* not "are" dammit.
Your response is so good I'm stealing it for future use.
See this is exactly what I mean! -
Jilano273044y@Wisecrack I have taken note of your "plan". Thus, you will promptly hear from our legal team.
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@Jilano
I wish there was bbcode support so I could have crossed out "steal" and inserted "infringe copyright."
Not that that makes it better, but maybe funnier. -
Jilano273044y@Wisecrack Ha! No worries
A new expression I heard recently was: "We're not stealing, just getting inspired by it". -
@Wisecrack The one were Bob and Mr Crab steal their whole hotel room exchanging the word "stealing" by another verb i dont remeber now.
That moment of sadness when you realise you forgot to bring your headphones to work. :(
rant
rant headphones ree