Elasticsearch queries are FUCKING ugly

Elasticsearch documentation is FUCKING bare-minimum.

Kibana only shows data when it FUCKING feels like it.

Elastic stack is FUCKING annoying me

EFK, for Elastic FUCKING Stack. I feel you!

Which is perfect when you're the only guy on the team capable of setting one up and really using it.

But yes takes a lot of trial and error.

@billgates being there only person on a team that can do xyz is bad. Reason:

"I'd love to promote you, but we need you in your current position because you're the dumb cunt that decided to learn NoSQL"

@AlgoRythm hm true... But the thing is the promotion was imaginary to start with. It's always like that "i'd like to promote you but ... " That's why most people just leave, pays better too.

When your stuck in one place though, it's nice being the big fish.

@billgates well... If you like what you do. I don't like NoSQL so far

@AlgoRythm hahahahahaha lol nice one

Now just try Logstash to complete your misery

Wanna make it worse?

Learn TimeLion.

@v3ctor no

@stonestorm no

@stonestorm dude... That's like... Dude!!!

My colleague was search for this ....yahahahq

Try having to retroactively add TTL document expiration for time based indices only to find out it's a massive performance hit.