Would you board a plane that you were resonposnible of programming?

Nope

Forgot:
if (plane.flying_correctly) {
plane.not_crash;
}

Naaah.

On the contrary I trust my mentors and TDD.

Yes. But only because I know what other people are capable of

Nooooo way my dude

Of course. It wouldn't take off anyway!

Yeah I'd love to , it will have one function....

Pilot over intercom - urm ladies and gentlemen, I think the plane is trying to fly to space... if we do our engines don't work up there.... So good luck *dials home to say they love them*
Me - shit... Thought it be cool

@Contumil that's what I was thinking too! I doubt the plane would even show up to the airport.

On autopilot? Do I get to debug it first? lol

Never

Only if I had a laptop connected to write hotfixes

Hell no! Who would fix errors and hisenbugs revealed in production..

Yeah, and I'd say to the other passengers "I was drunk when I coded this"

@CogInTheWheel if I ran enough tests on it BDD style.

@juneeighteen we could try to turn it off and on again

Thats abt as safe as running arnd bare ass in prison

Yes. As long as it is not the first flight.

I love these comments!

Yeah, but I'd leave before it started running.

As the one responsible for the code I can't take the risk flying. I'll catch a bus instead.