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They all have one thing in common:
This one type of author should be immediately banned from writing, typing or podcasting. -
oh man I feel you, I remember that a friend of mine was constantly posting shit from the Huffigton Post(or whatever that shit is called) with articles like "buying chocolate: why you are doing it wrong", "going out for a run and why you are doing it wrong", "movie watching: things you are doing wrong"
And I was like fuck me man how much of an anal asshole do you have to be to write that shit and how fucking retarded are you to keep sharing that shit as if it was making you a better person?
I hate people so much sometimes. -
@AleCx04
Garlic is currently sold out all over town because of some retarded clickbait articles praising it as a coronavirus cure. -
@rutee07 It only works if you shout your best friend's name while you drive your pinkie deep into your butthole though.
Or... so I've heard.
Clickbait will never change.
It's the most stable and constant source of mild annoyance.
2019 internet:
"These 3 programming languages will net you the highest salary"
"Ten home improvement tips using nothing but recycled underwear"
"How to cut onions like a real chef"
2020 internet:
"3 programming languages to learn while being bored in self-quarantine"
"Ten ways to use underwear as facemasks during the pandemic"
"Onions might cure corona, click here to learn how to cut them"
2030 internet:
"These 3 programming languages will increase your chances of survival in the wastelands"
"Ten ways to patch up your shelter against radioactive ashes using old underpants"
"Hydroponic onions are a good source of nutrients. Here's how you cut them with your camping knife"
rant