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SweetHuman

1915

8y

perfect response. I would also make a hello world web page with hello world centered.
13

CodesNotHot

14749

8y

An android app that crashes on start up.Just that.
4

SweetHuman

1915

8y

@bdhobare perfect app. I'll sell it and we split the money!
4

returnusername

158

8y

@SweetHuman with old and lovely serif font and misspelled Helo wolrd
4

knarf180

21

8y

@SweetHuman for $10 i want to see some css. The <center> tag is depreciated.
8

CrankyOldDev

3513

8y

Hmm... let's see. $10 roughly equals 15 minutes of time (or maybe 20). I don't know how you call yourself a web developer if you can't do a 5 page website in 15-20 minutes!! Honestly... kids these days...
6

Strosser

25

8y

I'll give you a raw HTML homepage where everything blinks.
7

Anwesh43

27

8y

An android app with a splash screen showing middle finger
6

CodesNotHot

14749

8y

@SweetHuman Yep. Crashes with a GetTheFuckOutOfHereException
8

kwilliams

6639

8y

For ten dollars I'll pour myself a cup of coffee and boot up my PC.

Then I'll charge you an extra ten dollars to write the invoice.
1

flag0

2031

8y

@kwilliams imolyig you shut down your PC
1

kwilliams

6639

8y

@flag0 I use an HP ZBook mobile workstation.
2

nachocode

6435

8y

Open notepad. Call it project. End.
2

deadpool88

1312

8y

You cant even buy a decent template for $10 lolz
3

johnDoe

3213

8y

Create a .html file, put the opening and closing <html> tags in it and hand it to them

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