Management is preparing overview/standup session, to get everybody in sync about what is currently ongoing across the team while we are isolated.
SMEs agreed each topic should not be too detailed and 10-15 min (average attention span lmit) otherwise people will lose focus.
Management outcome? "Let's include an 1 hour deepdive session on [incredible complex and monotone subject]".
Maybe the audio quality wouldn't be so bad if they wouldn't have their heads up their asses.

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    Wait we're not supposed to plug the microphone in our ass?
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    "In todays meeting we have a special guest, a team leader from nobodygivesafuck department here to show you a detailed organization map. Also he will go through the complete roadmap of products that you will never be involved with."
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