To the guy who shits religiously at 2pm everyday and leaves the door open, making me have to stand up to put an end to the foul smell:

alert("FUCK YOU");

And what's most disturbing is that I've grown accustomed to his shit's smell.
Shit.

Tell him ...

Holy shit!

If you want to get rid of the smell quickly, light a match. I don't know how it works exactly, but we didn't use any deodorant for three years.

Goddamit man you made me burst out laughing in the middle of a huge meeting (yes, i'm ranting in a meeting) 😂

@hackenbrowning your handle just added to the story! Haha!

We used to call the person who left the turds that would not die 'the bear' as the shit would regularly take out the toilets on that floor. #badtimes

Fuck him hahah

I swear it's like some people have no home training. I have this problem at work as well, although not to the same degree.

Employees would be shitting for like 30 minutes without a single courtesy flush so shit just piles up and stinks up the whole washroom area. One guy in particular sounds like he's firing a shotgun into the bowl; I have no idea what his diet is like.

It's gotten so bad that if I need to make #2 and there's someone else in any of the other stalls, then I just use another bathroom on another floor. Can't deal with these cavemen.

@Enocra um it works because methane is flammable.

shit😂