"Can you fix my computer?"

Don't mention it. I'm out.

I'd definitely fix someone's computer if that was my job. I'd do it if they know what's the difference between it and dev and they ask me at the right time and don't ask me to do it right now.

Oh god, and this person is if course a relative so you can't say no, you say yes and they come with 4 laptops and an external HDD and asks you to fix 2 of the laptops, change the SO language of one and backup the 4th. Oh, and install some games while you are on it.

@leuu This. I've finally started saying that I haven't been keeping up with the latest computer hardware and wouldn't be the best to fix it; then explaining what I do for a living and recommending geek squad.

"What's wrong with it"
"It's not working"
"Well tell it to get out there and find a job!"