That moment a non dev friend wants to get into web dev and ask you want he needs, you give him a list with 5 languages, 20 libraries/frameworks to use, 8 tools, 25 devices to use to test and a letter saying "Good luck learning all of that"

I have one that wants me to tutor him. Between work, kids, kids' social lives, my schooling, side projects and "relax time" I just don't have time, I told him I was self taught and sent him to the same places I learned. He still thinks he can learn what I learned in the time it took me to learn it. The difference is he's a salesperson and I'm most definitely not a people person, computers are nice because they do what you tell them to do.