wtf?!?! now it's going to rain ELEPHANTS? ??

Well, it has already rained cats and dogs. Google just needed a term for the rains that come with a hurricane. :D

I'se seen big hail, but 11 tons is just ridiculous

Nothing can save you now. Except possibly an umbrella made of the stuff that they make lightsabres with. That'd do the trick. AND if you could somehow take care of the meat you could open a restaurant too. This is a blessing in disguise, think of the possibilities!

How did you get the dark theme?

@stackunderflow join the Dark Side ;)

@NOPSledRider "this is not a problem, but am opportunity"?!

Guys we found one spy from the management floor!

@stackunderflow it's the notification

They should call google assistant allo like siri. It's hard saying and soind crap "Google Assistand said this ... " vs "Allo told me elephants will rain today. Let's fucking party!"

22,000 pounds actually converts to 10 tons. What we should really be worried about is that extra ton! 😂

Shit happens