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Hey girl,
Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I'll give you sudo access.

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  • 12
    10y
    That's the way to get a dominatrix.
  • 1
    10y
    She left
  • 9
    10y
    Hahaha! Hmmm...this line could really work.
  • 9
    10y
    sudo ufw enable

    Or you might catch something
  • 11
    10y
    If the joke is corny enough and the timing is just right, then sometimes that's all you need to make a geeky pickup line work. It shows creativity and effort. Haha!
  • 9
    10y
    Bleh, I don't like super serious guys. At least not serious 24/7. Where's the fun in that?
  • 8
    10y
    Hey girl,
    You're like poorly designed parallel code, because you cause a race condition in my heart whenever I see you 😉💘
  • 8
    10y
    Hehe! Exactly =) @Letmecode
  • 1
    10y
    @Letmecode if I looked like ryan gosling though...

    Man I could listen to that guy babble for hours
  • 1
    10y
    This could work if delivered in a non-creepy way. For real! 😁

    Lol'd when I read it.
  • 1
    10y
    99% of the girls be like: "what the heck".
  • 7
    10y
    See, @youprat agrees with me on this =)
  • 0
    10y
    Though in reality that is never a good idea :)
  • 0
    10y
    @dzil123 aw man, now I did get notified, because you commented here.
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