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Me: Discovered a bug during testing, but I have no idea what's causing it yet.

Project manager: Can you give me an ETA on when the fix will be done?

Me: <eye twitches>

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  • 5
    "I can't timebox unkowns" is going to be my new comeback for ridiculous request like that in the future
  • 3
    For those kinds of tasks I say: "2-3h to investigate, then we'll talk" :)
  • 3
    Some time between soon and infinity
  • 3
    I like giving random units of measure. Since you really can't measure the unmeasured. It'll take roughly 23 megafonzie.
  • 2
    @snypenet give them made up time units to throw them off your scent
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