Managed to impress girls by changing a guys facebook name with FF dev tools inspect.

Heckerman

Hax0r pr0

I'm gonna keep js scripts handy in a flash drive to bedazzle them with the scratchpad option. I will effectively be Dan Bilzerian

Impress them enough and they'll go out with you and make your life miserable.

I went out with a model that cut the bristles off my toothbrush. True story.

But the fucked up part is that there aren't even any scissors in my bathroom which means she dug through drawers in the kitchen till she found some then walked back to the bathroom still thinking about what she was going to do.

She could have stabbed me or something but nooo. She had to send the "I don't care care about your long term health" message by cutting(AND STEALING) my bristles.