Why do clients always try to use our lingo? They sound stupid. I read a post yesterday that said "no coding necessary. Just HTML and CSS" . Um. What? I also have a client that always tells me "I just need you to make some updates to the CSS with programming" . 😐🔫

The other side of the coin is tech recruiters who try to use the lingo. Every time I see one that clearly does not know what they're talking about I immediately delete it and move them to my ban list.
"you'll be working on web apps developed with ssh and mysql. Must have 2 years php experience".
Uhh... What?

Put the wibbly wobbly in here and make it green.