Every college project gets to the "fuck it, I'm submitting this crap" stage.

Just did this so we don't kill each other... (git and ideas conflicts at the same time == war)

I'm legit about to hit this stage as we speak

Mine was littered with:

/*
Attention sober self!
This works, you... I?... It? Yeah, it got tested.
Repeatedly. Don't even try to understand it, look around.
See all those bottles? That's what you had to drink to write this.

Except the toilet bleach, I put that there just to freak the crap out of you.
*/

Lesson learned, professors don't bother reading thousands of lines of final year project code.