"Your password is weak"
Me: Wait till you see my programming skills.

we have a jokes/meme category.

Good one, wrong caregory

Noice

Me... literally just implemented password security requiring a capital letter, a lower-case letter, a number, and a special character for some web portal.

Meanwhile my password for that system is "12345" because I've got raw DB access and I don't give a fuck.

This was having -1 points when I saw it yesterday, one downvote from me and this would have been lost. This post survived from the edge.