How to get free swags?

It is impossible

Why

Swag is not something that is monetary nor can it be obtained for free.

One is born with the swag.

Also, don't be a choosing beggar. If you want a duck, exchange money for it.

@Stuxnet I'm not taking about that swag

CAN YOU READ? And the way you do it, you’ll probably never going to get it.

Sign up for all the various cons and mailing lists for various companies.

Then write email rules to dump the almost constant ham they send you.

Then enjoy the free shit. My Redis shirt is like my favorite shirt and I have used Redis on literally one project.... but that cotton/poly blend is perfection.

Much like class, you’re either born with it or you’re not.

You mean definition 2 below?
If yes, add pickpocket for your skills to learn.

BJs. Free, and guaranteed swag

By not being a zero upvote greendot who probably only joined for free shit.

@Root Oh no you didn't?!

@Demolishun Oh yes. I’m a classy bitch. 😉

Pray to lord to cleanse you from your sins, then use the holy stick up yours , free swag will be yours

Steal money, Buy them, "Free Swag"