Is it just me or when your brain is going through code in the background while you are talking on a video call and then you do a typo in the private chat message and the receiver suddenly thinks you are an idiot!

I have accidentally texted my wife my AWS SSH connection string...

Well, if someone is that judgemental...

You could always go off the deep end and start typing scary pseudo code:

get reference to parent

kill all children

spawn new children from recipe

search and destroy zombie children