Devs who argue that their favourite language is the best and other are not good enough for anything. Different tools for different jobs dammit!

You mean we can't use excel for everything??? Tell the business users 😀😀😀

Except PHP.... PHP sucks. 😏

So.. tangent rant...

Entirely too much of our build back end consists of a ballet of Perl scripts running each other. When I complained the wizard behind it all said, "Perl is great! It is the best Swiss army knife for any job."

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Would you hire a builder to build your house if he planned on building it entirely with a pocket knife?

@stisch Perl for a back-end? Yuck