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At age 6 I was deemed as an idiot savant. Coding is boring for me now. Age 7-10: I worked for an underground agency that was focused on harvesting people's organ data from MRI machines to predict the economic future. 10-14: I experimented with smoking crack to increase finger efficiency. Since then I've quit, and I've been living in Miami trying to create a lofi industrial folk album using nothing but a TI-84, some wire, and an old fender amp.

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  • 9
    Isn’t there a hallmark movie about this?
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    this is my new favorite shitpost.

    did you also take apart an alarm clock, put its electro-guts in a case and make it as suspicious looking as possible?
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