Once I was frustrated by a Javascript bug

So I Googled "Retarded JS'"

And holy fuckkk

I found a npm module 😁

Then I Googled "Asshole JS"

Holy mother of all fuckkks

I FOUND THE COOLEST JS LIBRARY EVER 😁😂

there is an npm package for every dead sperm on my underwear

Try this...

Google "[any noun].js" and take a shot even time you DON'T find a package 😂

Yeah but have you tried js2js?
https://eleks.github.io/js2js/

Thank you for showing me Asshole.js 😂

Is it suitable for work lol

@waitwhat
Lol Javascript to Javascript 'compiler'

Seems Legit :|

I will use it 😁

I don't know that I do want to Google that...

a.kitchensink = function () {
this.fullScreen();
this.keepFullScreen();
this.noRightClick();
this.onTop();
this.noDrag();
this.noSelect();
this.dontLeave();
this.noCopy();
this.keepUpToDate();
this.neverAnyBugs();
this.preventOutlines();
this.stayOnSite();
this.addCopyright(); //useless with the noCopy(); function!
this.copyToClipboard();
};
}(Annoying));

This is beautiful!

/**
* suppress all error messages so we never have any
*/

It's not a bug it's a feature