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Why the fuck did I set up GitHub and all the deploy scripts if your just going to fucking ignore it and edit directly on the server?!?
"Oh, I ran out of time"
DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW SIMPLE GIT IS?!?!?
"git add file
git commit -m 'Queef farm'"
AND YOU'RE DONE!

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    ++ for "queef farm"
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    git commit --amend
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    Automated deploy script:

    git fetch --all
    git reset --hard origin/master

    crontab -e
    */6 * * * *

    I would like to see him do that now.
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    @magusd do you even webhook bruh?
  • 1
    Print(" I love Queef farm")
    Lol!!
  • 1
    Queef Farm...the 2016 game of the year.
  • 0
    Well, on his way he will run out on servers in no time.....
  • 0
    Well, on his way he will run out on servers in no time.....
  • 0
    @borislemke sometimes, enlight me please
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    But why do they have access to production? Revoke their credentials, enforce the deploy process through pipeline. And school people as to why any other behavior would be unwise.
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    @magusd you can setup a webhook on your server to listen for repo git events. setup a script/route that is fired by your repo's webhook to fetch/pull on pushes made to your repo. read GitHub webhooks
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    He'll, if he's that lazy, just have him use the github GUI
    I know, most unorthodox thing I can say.
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