If Santa Claus is just one-way, and can only “give” you a present... what is the one thing that you really really wouldn’t want to be given?

STD, I guess.

@iiii I doubt he’d bring you that in purpose as a gift!

Radioactive material. Even the means to handle it are restricted to high profile labs and I'd have to explain why I have it.

Close second is an industrial amount of drugs, but I could research how to chemically disable it and thus resolve the situation in a wasteful way.

Or if it was delivered to my house, an oceanfaring oil tanker or aircraft carrier.

Imagine getting a 2km long ship that's like a hundred meter high and across under the Christmas tree. Actually, this one probably beats the radioactive material.

Rudolph’s glowing red deer penis. Or his own penis....bc nobody would suspect Santa Claus of rape bc to some he doesn’t exist or he’d never do something as terrible. You better watch out, don’t cry lol Santa Claus is going to town @Rutee

@homo-lorens stop giving santa ideas, please.

@sheriffderek who knows

@homo-lorens you sound like a potentially very dangerous person.

I like you.

Life scarring trauma

@d-fanelli What the fuck

Also, @rutee07

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@Frederick I merely meant to correct @d-fanelli's erratic mention, I didn't intend to propose @rutee07 as a "present of mass destruction.

I was drunk as hell when I wrote that! Wanted to tag @rutee07 since he likes crazy jokes like i do

@Wisecrack I am mostly harmless.

@eval hahaha

@ReverendLovejoy but no one would give that as a present!

I do not want a cat or a dog or anything that keeps on giving (poops).

@homo-lorens unless swallowed.