Clients are dumb, whiny idiots.

Stop whining, idiot

@ScriptCoded And you're muted.

some are. but not all. in my experience there are often issues in communication and documentation.

@nebula
There are a *lot* of painfully stupid clients who think they know what they want, and pay for validation of their ideas more than delivery. Those are the worst.

@SortOfTested that sounds bad oO never had such an experience in the last decade. hope it stays like that :D

Quote from an email I sent a day ago to a high school friend whom I email daily, "(I just had a rather amusing thought about a resume. Next the dates of employment and employer's name, under job duties simply put, "Mollycoddling and acting as enabler, counselor, mother-hen, doctor of alternative medicine. And dealing with one asshole after another." Under reason for leaving: resignation in lieu of grievous bodily harm, possibly resulting in murder.)"

Yes they are. Incompetent QA, however, are destructive.

@nebula I definitely agree on that, especially with those who type like they're still in high school and the e-mail thread is a fraternity café.

@3rdWorldPoison This is correct.

Depending on what client, I once encounter a client who have the most unrealistic app idea ever , e.g "a Brain computer interface android application which can translate your thought to speech and controls movement."

It's not that sounds like IOT? But in an app only , sound unrealistic. Yeap this kind of client I hate, and this type of client are dumb.

I think they're just lazy. Too lazy to say what they want, or even think about what they want, much less know about anything remotely related to what they want. That's why they pay to have other people think for them