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4y

Sitting here watching my wife drive toward the house on FindMy.

I'm not creepy. She has a Rueben Sandwich for me. I am tracking the Rueben Sandwich.

4 more miles. Reuben Sandwich.

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i want that sandwich
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  • 6
    4y
    IT'S HERE!!!! bye
  • 2
    4y
    We will envy you more enjoying that Reuben sandwich if you post a picture of it 😁 or we could also just assume you are really a possessive husband 🤭
  • 5
    4y
    FOUR MILES IN TWO MINUTES!?
  • 2
    4y
    😧
  • 6
    4y
    Who cares about a wife, I wish I had a rueben sandwich.
  • 1
    4y
    Hopefully no squirrels or cats killed going 120 mph! Ensure there’s no blood under your wife’s wheels lol!
  • 1
    4y
    Sounds good! My fav is provolone, ham, salami, lettuce, tomato, and mayo
  • 3
    4y
    Wife to marriage counselor, "After all these years, I find out he married me for my Ruben sandwiches!"

    Marriage counselor, "That's very interesting. I see our time is up. We'll talk about this next week."
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