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I work for Google and Facebook.

Well... is that really true?

Uh... well, does a cow work for a farmer?

Hmmm... not really voluntarily... the cow just kinda gets milked and then the farmer sells its milk.

Yeah. That’s what I do. They milk me for my attention - and then they sell that to corporate advertisers.

Yeah... Hmmm... well, I guess you do work for them... but you don’t get paid...

I can still put it on my resume though, right?

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  • 5
    4y
    Don't forget to include the NSA
  • 9
    4y
    Repeat after me: “I am free.”
  • 6
    4y
    We all work for them, but some workers are more equal than others
  • 7
    4y
    "I'm milked by Google and Facebook."
  • 2
    4y
    You don't get paid, but you do get to use their services. It's not a fair trade, but it is a trade. We can choose to stop trading at any time... oh wait we're addicted. Does that mean that... yep, we all need therapy

    Alternatives to Google:
    Ecosia
    DuckDuckGo
  • 3
    4y
    @eo2875 those are alternatives to Google Search. There's a lot more to the whole Google platform that's often overlooked by people trying to cut Google out from their lives.
  • 0
    4y
    @RememberMe yeah. People still use YouTube... and gmail... and their other favorite apps run on a Google server or use fire base... on and on...
  • 0
    4y
    I would rather work in Google, so it seems that I do not share your point of view
  • 1
    4y
    @ElsaAvend bonus points if you can clearly outline the position and daily tasks you might do there.

    Extra bonus points if you can concisely explain “what Google does”
  • 1
    4y
    I’ve seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
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