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Functional Programming Class, an assignment it's that we should develop a calculator, creating our own basic functions (addition implementation with a half-adder and string manipulation).

Teacher tolds us that it has to be coded in Haskell and for the GUI we can use whatever we want, then this fucktard comes around and speaks like he knows everything

Him: Oh, yeah we will use IntelliJ to link the Haskell code with a GUI, because IntelliJ supports Haskell

Me: But IntelliJ it's a(damn) IDE, you still need to code the GUI.

Him: But IntelliJ supports Haskell, we will use it to build the GUI.

Me: Yet what you're trying to say it's that you will use Java to create the GUI and call from there Haskell, and that you will use IntelloJ forms to create the UI

Him: No, no, we're not using Java, we will use IntelliJ, are you dumb? Don't you know what's IntelliJ for?

*Fucking facepalm*

I don't know but at this point I'm not feeling proud that THIS kind of retards are going to graduate in this year...

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  • 3
    Wtf? xD
    But please don't use java for the gui, i've never seen a java app gui that doesn't look ugly. 😓

    You may have look at www.elm-lang.org ?
    It's like haskell for the web. Maybe you can make your gui with this? And maybe wrap it in http://electron.atom.io
  • 2
    @heyheni Well, that was their choice, hahaha.

    Actually, what my team (thus saying a friend and I) was creating a Haskell exec with tokenized input and called it from PHP, frontend was handled by Intercooler.js so it worked alright for what we had to do, hahaha
  • 1
    Nice! :D
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