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J-T33
9y

My wife says to me we need a new car..

Im sitting here trying to decide what I need more a car or a new computer.

Decisions, decision..

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  • 2
    9y
    was just in that situation, my much needed new laptop vs her needing a new car ... she got the new car of course
  • 2
    9y
    my laptop is worth way more than my car
  • 7
    9y
    Which do you prefer? 1080p goodness or sex?
  • 3
    9y
    @Theo20185 I'll have to settle for 1080p porn until I find a woman who will let me sell her car for a new pc
  • 0
    9y
    You can build a decent machine for $1000 but definitely can't get a decent car for that. My vote is computer😄
  • 2
    9y
    ...
    newCar = New Car()
    newPC = New PC()
    if newCar.cost < newPC.cost
       newCar.buy()
    else if
       newPC.buy()
    else
       newWife.get()
    ...
    # pray that the last case is never
    # met
  • 1
    9y
    @tisaconundrum lmao
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