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Thou shalt not talk while I'm pooping.

-- New Commandment after the floor Karen confronted one of our colleagues about her talking on the phone while washing her hands.

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    This karen knows hand washing comes AFTER dropping a load, not during? If not, I wouldn’t shake hands with her 🤣
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    And like all commandments, this one also lacks a few key words:
    Thou shalt not talk "to me" while I'm pooping, you know, 'cuz we're not family and stuff...
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    @hamido-san

    The commandment is correct. Karen was pooping in the stall, while my colleague was washing her hands and talking on hands-free to someone else.
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