FUCK YOU VISUAL STUDIO! Fucking IIS site already running when restarting, reinstalling, checking port is open, checking past processes on that port, STILL NOTHING MOTHERFUCKER. Fuck I hate IIS.

self host http://stackoverflow.com/questions/... ?

Sir, is the power cord attached to the back of your monitor?

@siljamicke which one is the power cord? Can't you come and fix it?

@xalez maybe but i have no idea if my netbook could run that...

@runfrodorun 🤒

@RhysOC Please, Sir, if you would just like to press F8. It is located on the top row of your keyboard.

@siljamicke F and 8 don't do anything. Why? What's the problem?

Welcome to the world of customer support :)

@RhysOC Please Sir, can you visit support-dot-microsofthotlineindia-dot-nu and click and run the file that downloads. This program will help me fix your problems remotely. If you could also read me your credit card number and the 3 number security code printed on the back of your Visa... Hello?... Hello, Sir?

@siljamicke lol can you rate this call on a scale of 1 to 10 xD