PM: Heyy team x, could we have a suuper quick 90 sec tops call?

B*tch, if the call is actually 1.5m there is no way we need that call. We can actually respond to your question in text quicker.

But I know you. You can't fool me that it would actually be 90 seconds.

It's also fucking Friday afternoon.


  • 6
    Of course you say yes to that! And disconnect after 100 sec
  • 3
    Yeah, Don't believe estimates for the time it takes to do research or create shedules.
    These tasks are touring complete. You can't even tell, whether they terminate.
    So why would you believe that it is possible to tell how long it takes until termination?
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