"Why is the production database empty?"

Obviously, we had backups, but using the situation to make my employer shit his pants were funny. And yes, I'm still there

You to the client: "Wait, let me just post a rant about our situation here."

On a largeeeee database that wouldn’t be funny but yeah that is kind of funny

@AtuM How would one accidentally log into the wrong server? You're hoping to catch a typo they would make in the server's name?

From last night :

"Hmm is it normal we have feature A in prod ? I thought it was not ready"

Sploier : Feature A allows to nuke the whole client enviroment and auto rebuild it. The nuke part was ready. The second one no ;p

A small forgotent coment to remove the button :(

No animals where hurt during emergency patch at midnight

@MadMadMadMrMim doesn't even need to be large

My DB is around 5GB and it aleready sometimes takes 20 minutes to restore in Azure