Worst dev experience….

Forgetting to use a private browser tab to look at porn….

Take my laptop to work the next day because the bosses want a rundown on seo and trends of the site….

Go to google type “ana…” hoping for the autocomplete of “analytics”, but no. I got “busty anal POV”….

On a 50” 4K screen, they all saw my auto-complete……

Yikes, should've at least used browser profiles or a whole different account. Did anyone mention anything?

@synemeup they all laughed, one boss man said “niiceeeee”.. lol.

Quite embarrassing though.

Sometimes I wonder why this doesn't happen waaaaay more often than it does :)

Great that the people took it cool!

I understand that you felt embarassed, but let's be honest: This could happen to virtually anyone. We are all human and this is what we like.

The only embarassing thing here is that you where not able to pull an "i use umatrix so Google has no data about me - guess people search a lot for porn on the internet..."

This is why I have a personal laptop

On the first day of my first internship ever I left tens of tabs of fetish porn in the to-be-restored browser session by accident and it popped up while my supervisor was helping me set up my environment. She used some keyboard shortcut black magic to open a new window and send the old one to a different desktop without switching back. In any other situation I would've asked how to do it, this time I decided to quickly ask something about the workflow.

Learning for lifetime

I would honestly use a VM I have never touched in my life if I had to present for any group larger than 10 people

@Akselmo you're amazing you know that?

I always prepare for my presentations by opening all necessary windows and bookmarking everything they might ask about, so that I never have to type in the location bar. This also makes a great impression on my audience, posing me as much more organised and professional than I actually am.

@homo-lorens this is like something I'd expect Dilbert to say. Well done.

Better then well done. Medium rare.