Client : How much for the project?
Me : $10,000
Client : I will give you $72.

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    Only happens in indiaπŸ˜πŸ˜…
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    @perix2 Yup!!
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    I'll take it! πŸ˜€
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    72 only??? No way... i will take 100 and give you full life technical support for the application
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    My version would be :

    Boss - How much time do you need to build this feature?

    Me - Two weeks.

    Boss - Okay you have 20mins.
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    For $72 I'll let you suck m....
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    I got that this week. I said 150 dollars an hour and estimated 20 hours. "ok so is 650 enough instead?"
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    Classic..... :'(
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    @subha-py "Since you took more than the time limit, I am lowering your salary!"
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    Hahahaha that's funny
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    @web-artisan okay, my hourly rate, multipled by your project's cost in man hours, divided by the difference between reality and your perception of and we get: okay. Sounds about right. here is: an orgami napkin of a wire frame for your website.
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    Me: gives quote for 10k

    Indian freelancer: gives quote for $100 to achieve the same thing.

    Me: tell client that it isn't possible to do the job for $100

    Client: says he's going with the $100 anyway

    .....4 weeks later

    Client contacts me: my freelancer bailed and never finished my job, can you finish it?

    Me: No, that's what happens when you grossly underpay.


    Indian freelancer: completely underquotes another 8 jobs and gets them all to only bail on them in a couple weeks time.
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    that`s the classic lol
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    I don't know how we have to react about that.... Someone knows..?
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    How... is that funny? πŸ˜›
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    And I'm just sitting here working for free πŸ˜–
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    @doz87 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.

    You made my day with this statement.

    This is my exact agony everytime with indians, they should really make a fucking law in India to prohibit the freelancer to quote at this low rates.πŸ˜‚

    The real idea is that they are fucking themselves and us together, because they are lowering the whole rate of whole damn freelancing work.
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    @DonMcCoy yep couldn't agree more mate. Shits me up the wall.
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    Best i can do is a 'thank you'
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    How perfect...
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    I would still take that money. create an empty index.html and say that the project costs will definitely overrun πŸ˜‚
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    Client: "But I can get an app just like the one I want on the app store for 99 cents. Why would I pay you for this?"
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    I feel bad about this (:
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    Say no mo' 🀝
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