I inadvertently stuck my middle finger up at a project manager today when I meant to put my thumb up... whoops.

This is hilarious!

Oh, sorry, did I just punch your face? I swear I meant to give you a fistbump.

Make 🖕 great again!

Reminds me of the football (soccer) story copypasta.

Guy accidentally kicks the goalie in the face, and tries to say both "Are you okay?" and "I'm fucking sorry!" at the same time; instead, it came out "Are you fucking sorry?!" 😅

Edit: oh dear, I just necro'd again. At a month old, why was this on the list? 😒