We have a Miro collaborative whiteboard where product managers map functionality and user flows.

It currently has 89442 post-its & arrows.

I had a heart attack reading this

@hack yayyyy

My condolences.

The more they are, the easier to ignore.

I just can't! This describes my problem with the last job like nothing else. So much predictions, approximated relationships and unnecessary brain fart overall.

@vintprox But what if we gave users a bonus coupon to the rewards store on their 10th purchase? Oh no, let's not make it so predictable, make it randomized according to a weighted scale! OK and if they redeem the coupon, they can choose 3 reward items from 19 categories, but not more than 2 from the same category, unless it's a full moon or your name starts with the letter Q! OK now on to our loyal customer program... If someone makes a 3k order within a month or gets to 12k in a year, no that's not calendar year but running year not counting leap days, they become eligible for a tier 1 discount card, which is valid for 500 days or until 180 days of inactivity have passed, in which case they get the email campaign two weeks in advance to which they get a reminder after 2 and 5 days blah blah blah

What’s a thousand more arrows among friends?

Around 10k more and you unlock an achievement.

And all of them are high-prio, right?

@Maer I think you unlock the prestige button which resets the whiteboard but increases element limit.