Fucking product owners. Churning out retarded requirements every sprint and then complaining about how the requirements haven’t been met, just to add new retarded requirements the next sprint.

Hot tip, if your product owner is obsessed over apple events, tell the cunt to go buy a new Apple Watch and suck on apples trillion dollar market value. Fucking goofy cunts.

A good product owner is awesome though.
Helping me out figuring out the use cases for black box tests was awesome.

Problem is you can't really train to be a Product Owner because it doesn't mean much on its own, they're normally from another discipline/mates with/shagging the boss, which doesn't really command much respect from the team. If they're not shit-hot they're shit.

I've worked under good ones, and now I'm older I appreciate that they're trying to manage the expectations of even bigger fuckwits, but yeah, most of the time it ends in tears.