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3y

Count the fingers on both hands
if it comes 10 then f**k u
else if it is < 10 you are definitely a programmer.

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  • 12
    3y
    If it is < 10, you are a noob dev who failed to get the difference between counting and offsets.
  • 12
    3y
    If you don't know the difference between zero-based indexing and a simple count, you're definitely not a programmer.
  • 2
    3y
    Joke's on you, I use Lua.
  • 5
    3y
    What have I said about categories?
  • 7
    3y
    Someone’s less than C#.

    #joke/meme next time, please.
  • 1
    3y
    I see 1023, 31 on each hand...
  • 1
    3y
    ✌✌

    I came up with exactly 10 on each hand.
  • 0
    3y
    @Avyy That would mean the jokes on you though... ;-)

    I hate lua data structures.
  • 1
    3y
    @Demolishun I don't use Lua exclusively. Plus things like Conky come in Lua, so...
  • 1
    3y
    @Avyy I really like when games provide lua interface. Like in minecraft computer craft and scripting for game mods. It is great for little tweaks. Mostly just giving you crap. Cause that is what we do here.
  • 2
    3y
    So people who lost fingers/were born without some of them are automatically programmers? Man, Django Reinhardt be cranking out some code along with that sweet guitar.
  • 1
    3y
    @RememberMe Some people have more than 10. I have heard of 12, 14, and maybe even 16 fingers. They even developed some non-base 10 math IIRC.
  • 1
    3y
    @Demolishun Half of the population has ten fingers and an additional carry flag, so that could be good for counting, too.
  • 1
    3y
    @Fast-Nop Falls into category of: things I got in trouble for at school. ;-)
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