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@corjaantje @ZaLiTHkA whenever someone in our company works extremely well and delivers results way better than the required from the client just because "they like it" my boss label the skill name to the word "masterbaution" so basically we have "design masterbaution", "front end masterbaution" and "backend masterbaution".
and no we don't take it for the literal meaning XD -
@Nedo-the-angry word of advice: whenever you start looking for a new job, on your resume do not put under skills or prior experience "front-end masturbation" or "back-end masturbation".
a sentence like "efficiently performed front-end masturbation until clients were satisfied with the results" would most likely be mis-interpreted.
This is probably common sense, but, you know... needed to be said.
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He replied: this is your code, do whatever you want.
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Me: oh wow, well... If that was the case I would've made $425 million on top of my salary.
Boss: looked at me like meh ~ and walked away...
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