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fyroc58758yThis is a guy I work with.
Every day he is coming up with this bizarre story about why a 3 hour ticket took him 3 days to finish. -
@fyroc would you be kind enough to share some of the stories please, I am out of lies.
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While working on one of the Sprint tasks you discovered a bug no one else knew about. Spent the day tracking it down. -
@fyroc in my defense, I finished all of the tasks in my Sprint early, so I blew off half the day watching Ted talks.
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fyroc58758y@daprodigalsun I've been working on urgent prod fixes all week so I have no motivation to finish anything today
When you didn't do anything at work all day, but you need to think of a lie for tomorrow's stand up meeting.
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