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When you didn't do anything at work all day, but you need to think of a lie for tomorrow's stand up meeting.

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  • 3
    This is me on every Monday.
  • 4
    My team, every day
  • 3
    This is a guy I work with.

    Every day he is coming up with this bizarre story about why a 3 hour ticket took him 3 days to finish.
  • 2
    @fyroc would you be kind enough to share some of the stories please, I am out of lies.
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    @PoweredByCoffee
    While working on one of the Sprint tasks you discovered a bug no one else knew about. Spent the day tracking it down.
  • 0
    @PoweredByCoffee do you have kids? That's his go to excuse.
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    @fyroc in my defense, I finished all of the tasks in my Sprint early, so I blew off half the day watching Ted talks.
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    @daprodigalsun I've been working on urgent prod fixes all week so I have no motivation to finish anything today
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