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Nikan
7y

!rant
Girl girl = new Girl();
while(girl.isGirlFriend()){
If(!girl.isCheating()){
girl.sendFlowers();
} else {
// did not expected to happen soon 😖
girl.breakUp();
}
}

undefined

girlfriend problems

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  • 3
    7y
    Ctrl+R Replace "Girl" with "Lover"

    Makes the code more generic ;)
  • 2
    7y
    @DRHAX34, "significant other" is even more generic 🤓
  • 2
    7y
    @Eariel "significative other" may lose it's meaning when the condition inside the if clause is false... Uhm but in that case "lover" can too... Uhm finding generic names is hard 😁
  • 2
    7y
    Why don't go for "People" class and "sentimentalRelationship" method? That would be generic enough, wouldn't it?
  • 1
    7y
    In my life, the while loop never runs
  • 2
    7y
    Going by that comment, I'm sorry to hear that :(

    I hope you find someone who appreciates flowers more :)
  • 1
    7y
    @Jamoyjamie thanks ☺
  • 2
    7y
    I hope you all get infinite loops
  • 1
    7y
    While(girl.isGirlfriend) ??
    Dude you are a developer. That's an infinite loop.
  • 0
    7y
    @Elfocrash yeah and the else broken the while by making it false ._.
  • 2
    7y
    true story😂😉
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