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Fuck human bodies, I want to live in the cloud...

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    Move to a mountain.
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    Get a big chair (for future), hook up a hose to your urine exit hole, a tube from your arse, enough power sockets, screens and a powerful computing device. And just never leave.

    Make sure there's good ventilation, and that you can open the door by the click of a button so the delivery man can walk in without you leaving your chair
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    @ChainsawBaby savage ๐Ÿ˜‚
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    @ChainsawBaby fucking great XD

    But it's less about the need to move, more so the need to sleep or eat or shit or being ill

    Sleep is the main culprit of me doing this rant, fucking useless piece of sleep robbing me of all the time that I not only waste, but actually need...

    Good suggestion though, I'll have it noted โœ…
  • 0
    without body sensory input to the brain, the mind would go crazy.
  • 0
    ... in a box made of drops.
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    @heyheni ah yeah I forgot, I also don't like how my mind works anyways

    Needing sleep is part of it, but also how how it needs that sensory stimulation and how lazy it is, or is that just me? I mean, it's probably me, but if I'd be a pc:

    Procrastination = 0;
    Working = true;
    Sleep = 0;
    Self-discipline = 100%;

    I don't think I can just stop sleeping, sadly
    But If you have some tips on self-discipline, yes please, as long as I'm not a robot/computer I'll need it
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    @LMestre14 what would be savage, is if the comment gets more ++ than the OPs rant ;)
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    @ChainsawBaby would be funny though
  • 0
    That's how it would actually feel
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    @matanl minus all the human stuff Pls, that guy in the pic still has to sleep and all the rest

    And please no mac
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    But this is a cloud mate
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    @matanl uh touché ๐Ÿ˜†
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    @matanl ah shit, you got me
  • 1
    "Fuck human bodies"

    That's the plan. ( อก° อœส– อก° )
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    @jlave215 I always asked myself if the lack of profanity filters here might become an issue some day
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    @jlave215 uhm, that actually was not the plan
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    @jlave215 warm? Or you not discriminating? ;-)
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    Bodies are disgusting.
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    Ghost in the shell?
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    @kavenc huh, didn't think about that, I guess they don't have to sleep, right?
    That might be a thing for me :P
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