A guy living next to my house came to me and told me to install Linux on their computer. Being a Linux lover, I was happy to see him switch. I installed Elementary OS Loki, installed nicest theme and conky I had. After tons of other tweaks and customization, I gave it to him, motherfucker told me this is not Linux and what he wanted. He wanted Kali, don't know what the fuck he was going to do with it. This piece of shit wasted my time,

Seriously how does he plan to use it if he doesn't know how to install it?

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About nine years ago my teacher wanted linux installed on two computers so I installed ubuntu on those machines. I worked for two days to get the wireless card drivers working. After that it just worked.
Two days pass and my teacher comes to me saying that Ubuntu isn't anything like Windows and wants Windows back 😑😣 Man was I pissed... Same teacher bought a laptop abroad and I had to glue paper on top of the physical keys describing our keyboard layout. Those were the days...